A Bold Re-Envisioning of Cyclops

“Cyclops could have a shiny unobtanium belt-buckle that pops out from his crotch and tilts in order to reflect his eyeblasts behind him as a ruby fart of power to fly on.”

*draws picture*

“The otherdimensional ruby ejaculate is acting on the CrotchMirror(tm)! Which then acts indirectly upon Cyclops via the X-HerniaBelt(tm) it’s in-turn attached to!”

Brilliant illustration and explanation by Matt Jones.

~ by kittydoom on July 9, 2008.