One Response to “Massive Inexplicable Testicular Injury”
A similar thing happened to me; I tried a slip-n-slide for the first time since becoming a grownup. Belly-flop on the wet mat, man-bits bouncing around in loose trunks like number balls in a Bingo cage. I coasted to a stop and just lay there. Lacking Hello Kitty ice pack, I sat moaning in a nearby kiddie pool.
A similar thing happened to me; I tried a slip-n-slide for the first time since becoming a grownup. Belly-flop on the wet mat, man-bits bouncing around in loose trunks like number balls in a Bingo cage. I coasted to a stop and just lay there. Lacking Hello Kitty ice pack, I sat moaning in a nearby kiddie pool.